Antony: Oh yes, that little one is poisonous, and if it bites you it will hurt, but not as much as the big ones.”
Me: Well, the kids and I are going to stop by the National TB Hospital to drop off Christmas gift packs and KFC Chicken to all the patients. Then we are going to visit a home where there are eight children living alone because their parents are in prison. From there we will drop off cookies at the NICU and Pediatric ward at the hospital in town to thank them for all their help this year, then we will stop and pick up pizza for dinner.
Ian: You want to have hookers at the front gate?
Supervisor: Yes, so people can stop and buy on their way home after work.
Ian: I don’t think that would be a good thing to promote prostitution at our gate since we are a Ministry here in Swaziland.
Supervisor: No not prostitution, they sell snacks and used clothing.
Ian: OH! Hawkers! No, we don’t want them there either.